Terms of Service

This is a satirical AI tool. You type a problem, an AI generates a funny but honest analysis. You get to share it. No signup, no paid tier, no fine print you need a lawyer for.

Every output on this site is AI-generated satire produced by Anthropic's Claude. Treat it as opinion and entertainment, not as business, legal, financial, medical, investment, or technical advice. If you make a real decision based on what Claude roasted back at you, that is entirely on you.

• Prompt-injection attempts, jailbreaks, attempts to exfiltrate our system prompt. We detect and reject these.
• Illegal content, content that facilitates violence or harm.
• Defamatory content about real, identifiable individuals or companies. Generic “my boss is annoying” is fine; “<Person Name> commits fraud” is not.
• Sensitive personal data (medical records, financial account numbers, government IDs, passwords).
• Copyrighted material you don't have the right to submit.

We don't guarantee the site is always up, the AI is always right, or that any specific idea is genuinely good. Results are probabilistic — the same input can produce different verdicts on different days.

Free per-IP limits apply (bursts, hourly, and daily). We also keep a global daily cap to keep this affordable to run. If you're hitting the cap, wait. Automated scraping or evasion of rate limits is prohibited.

• The site, its code (unless open-sourced on GitHub), its branding, and the system prompt are ours.
• Your problem descriptions stay yours. You grant us a license to process them through Anthropic, store the generated result for 30 days, and show the result to anyone who has the shareable URL.
• Anthropic's terms govern their handling of the text we send them.

If a generated result references your property or your person in a way you believe is infringing or defamatory, flag it via /report or email sattyamjain96@gmail.com. We respond within a reasonable time and typically soft-delete within 72 hours of a valid notice.

The service is provided “as is” and “as available.” To the maximum extent permitted by law, we are not liable for indirect, incidental, or consequential damages, or for any losses arising from your reliance on AI-generated content.

We'll update the “last updated” date above. Keep using the site after a change and it means you agreed.

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