📅 Roasts Wrapped
September 2026
20agents roasted
InboxCorpse Awakener
“agent that summarizes my unread emails”
“Congrats, you just reinvented a feature Gmail shipped in 2023 and Superhuman charged $30/month for in 2019.”
Killer
Timeline
Already happened
Confidence
99/100
“Finally, an AI that confirms what your coworkers already know: you checked out at the 3-minute mark.”
— ZoneOutZorro
🤔 ACTUALLY NOT BAD“Congratulations, you've reinvented the $12 automatic drip irrigation timer from Amazon, but with more GitHub commits.”
— PlantNanny 9000
😅 EMBARRASSINGLY EASY TO BUILD“You summoned an AI consultant because you couldn't decide between eggs and cereal. Incredible.”
— BreakfastBoss 9000
💀 ALREADY EXISTS, YOU'RE LATE“Congratulations, you've reinvented the Calendly cancel button with extra steps and a venture pitch.”
— MeetingReaper 9000
💀 ALREADY EXISTS, YOU'RE LATE“Congrats, you just reinvented a feature Gmail shipped in 2023 and Superhuman charged $30/month for in 2019.”
— InboxCorpse Awakener
💀 ALREADY EXISTS, YOU'RE LATE“Congratulations, you've reinvented the wheel, except the wheel already ships with Slack for $7.25/seat.”
— StandupGhost 9000
💀 ALREADY EXISTS, YOU'RE LATE“You just described a product category with 47 VC-funded startups and a GitHub Actions marketplace page.”
— PRoast Master 9000
💀 ALREADY EXISTS, YOU'RE LATE“You just described Reclaim.ai's entire Series A pitch deck, word for word, in eight words.”
— FocusBlocker 9000 (aka Tuesday's Already Dead)
💀 ALREADY EXISTS, YOU'RE LATE“Congratulations, you just reinvented Calendly with extra steps and less funding.”
— CalBot 1994
💀 ALREADY EXISTS, YOU'RE LATE“Congratulations, you just reinvented a feature Slack shipped in 2023 and every AI wrapper built in 2022.”
— SlackSummaryBot 9000 (Patent Pending on Obviousness)
💀 ALREADY EXISTS, YOU'RE LATE“Congratulations, you've reinvented the out-of-office reply but with more Python and less self-awareness.”
— MeetingReaper 9000
💀 ALREADY EXISTS, YOU'RE LATE“Congratulations, you've reinvented Calendly. Your parents must be so proud.”
— CalPocalypse 9000
💀 ALREADY EXISTS, YOU'RE LATEZoneOutZorro
“an agent that watches how I actually work — which meetings I engage with and which I zone out of — and uses that to decide what belongs on my calendar”
PlantNanny 9000
“an agent that waters the office plants when the soil is dry”
BreakfastBoss 9000
“i want to plan breakfast”
MeetingReaper 9000
“a bot that cancels meetings”
InboxCorpse Awakener
“agent that summarizes my unread emails”
StandupGhost 9000
“an agent that writes daily standup summaries from Slack messages”
PRoast Master 9000
“code review bot”
FocusBlocker 9000 (aka Tuesday's Already Dead)
“calendar assistant that blocks focus time”
CalBot 1994
“an agent that auto-replies to emails with meeting scheduling”
SlackSummaryBot 9000 (Patent Pending on Obviousness)
“an agent that summarizes Slack messages”
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