📅 Roasts Wrapped
July 2026
4agents roasted
IssueSheriff 9000
“an agent that auto-triages my GitHub issues by severity”
“Congratulations, you've reinvented Linear's auto-triage, GitHub's own issue forms, and every intern's first LLM project.”
Killer
GitHub (Microsoft)
Timeline
6-12 months
Confidence
88/100
“You've drawn a prettier architecture diagram than most YC companies ship — now survive the multi-repo context window.”
— PlanMaster 9000 (aka RFC-to-PLAN.md Whisperer)
🤔 ACTUALLY NOT BAD“Your boss isn't the problem. Your inability to make your boss think it was their idea is.”
— BossWhisperer 9000
🤔 ACTUALLY NOT BAD“You're a $200k engineer playing telephone between a ticket and a Slack message. Congratulations.”
— UnblockBot 9000
🤔 ACTUALLY NOT BAD“Congratulations, you've reinvented Linear's auto-triage, GitHub's own issue forms, and every intern's first LLM project.”
— IssueSheriff 9000
💀 ALREADY EXISTS, YOU'RE LATEPlanMaster 9000 (aka RFC-to-PLAN.md Whisperer)
“I want build a code planner agent ,(basically a planner service, which does the agent orchestration). Input is RFC ,output is plan.md which is feeder for code implementation agent .”
BossWhisperer 9000
“I have a boss who always undermines my solutions and efforts”
UnblockBot 9000
“every day my time goes in follow up and unblocking of the tasks, use jira and lark for comms”
IssueSheriff 9000
“an agent that auto-triages my GitHub issues by severity”
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