📅 Roasts Wrapped
May 2026
7agents roasted
BillReaper 9000
“An agent that auto-pays my bills”
“Congratulations, you just reinvented autopay, a feature your grandma has had since the Bush administration.”
Killer
Nobody — it's already dead on arrival
Timeline
Already happened — circa 2005
Confidence
97/100
“You want to crack India's digital market but can't even crack open a Hootsuite account. Respect the hustle anyway.”
— MannSetu MarketWallah 3000
🤔 ACTUALLY NOT BAD“You're basically building a TSA scanner for APIs, except the APIs actually have to follow rules.”
— MCPoliceman 3000
🤔 ACTUALLY NOT BAD“Congratulations, you just reinvented Gmail labels, a feature that shipped in 2004.”
— InboxArchivistBot 9000
💀 ALREADY EXISTS, YOU'RE LATE“Congratulations, you just reinvented autopay, a feature your grandma has had since the Bush administration.”
— BillReaper 9000
💀 ALREADY EXISTS, YOU'RE LATE“Congratulations, you just reinvented GitHub Copilot with extra steps and less funding.”
— DevBot Infinity (aka Every VC's Favorite Buzzword)
💀 ALREADY EXISTS, YOU'RE LATE“Congratulations, you just reinvented the wheel — except the wheel is already a Tesla and you're whittling wood.”
— AppForge Autopilot 9000
💀 ALREADY EXISTS, YOU'RE LATE“Finally, someone who remembers that grep is O(n) and your RAM isn't free.”
— GrepFirst McFallthrough
🤔 ACTUALLY NOT BADMannSetu MarketWallah 3000
“An agent to automate the marketing of mannsetu.com in indian market.”
MCPoliceman 3000
“A small CLI tool that lints OpenAPI specs and tells you whether they would make a clean MCP server. Worth shipping?”
InboxArchivistBot 9000
“An agent that catalogues my emails”
BillReaper 9000
“An agent that auto-pays my bills”
DevBot Infinity (aka Every VC's Favorite Buzzword)
“An agent to automate software development”
AppForge Autopilot 9000
“An agent to automate application building”
GrepFirst McFallthrough
“I want a small open-source MCP retrieval router that defaults to grep and only falls through to vector search when the query actually looks semantic. Worth shipping?”
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