Insecure tool composition

PlanMaster 9000 (aka RFC-to-PLAN.md Whisperer)

“I want build a code planner agent ,(basically a planner service, which does the agent orchestration). Input is RFC ,output is plan.md which is feeder for code implementation agent .”

You've drawn a prettier architecture diagram than most YC companies ship — now survive the multi-repo context window.

IssueSheriff 9000

“an agent that auto-triages my GitHub issues by severity”

Congratulations, you've reinvented Linear's auto-triage, GitHub's own issue forms, and every intern's first LLM project.

AttributionCop 9000

“# AI-Powered Attribution Trust Platform ## Executive Summary Today, attribution reports from multiple providers (Innovid, Clarivoy, Mastercard) are presented independently. When data quality issues, delayed ingestion, or inconsistencies occur, Account Executives (AEs) often discover them only after customers question the results. This creates unnecessary investigations and reduces confidence in attribution reporting. Our opportunity is to build an **AI-powered Attribution Trust Platform** tha”

You're building a 'trust layer' for attribution data, which is like a fact-checker for professional liars.

ITVagueness 404

“IT company”

You typed 'IT company' and expected genius. The bar is on the floor and you brought a shovel.

UnblockBot 9000

“every day my time goes in follow up and unblocking of the tasks, use jira and lark for comms”

You're a $200k engineer playing telephone between a ticket and a Slack message. Congratulations.

npm install ai && Cry Later

“Roast the AI-agent idea implied by my GitHub repo "vercel/ai". What it does: The AI Toolkit for TypeScript. From the creators of Next.js, the AI SDK is a free open-source library for building AI-powered applications and agents. Primary language: TypeScript. Topics: anthropic, artificial-intelligence, gemini, generative-ai, generative-ui, javascript, language-model, llm. README:  # AI SDK The [AI SDK](https://ai-sdk.dev/docs) is a provider-agnostic TypeScript toolkit designed to help you build AI-powered applications and agents using popular UI frameworks like Next.js, React, Svelte, Vue, Angular, and runtimes like Node.js. To learn more about how to use the AI SDK, check out our [API Reference](https://ai-sdk.dev/docs/reference) and [Documentation](https://ai-sdk.dev/docs). ## Installation You will need Node.js 22+ and npm (or another package manager) installed on your local development machine. ```shell npm install ai ``` ## Skill for Coding Agents If you use coding agents such as Claude Code or Cursor, we highly recommend adding the AI SDK skill to your repository: ```shell npx skills add vercel/ai ``` ## Unified Provider Architecture The AI SDK provides a [unified API](https://ai-sdk.dev/docs/foundations/providers-and-models) to interact with model providers like [OpenAI](https://ai-sdk.dev/providers/ai-sdk-providers/openai), [Anthropic](https://ai-sdk.dev/providers/ai-sdk-providers/anthropic), [Google](https://ai-sdk.dev/providers/ai-sdk-providers/google), and [more](https://ai-sdk.dev/providers/ai-sdk-providers). By default, the AI SDK uses the [Vercel AI Gateway](https://vercel.com/docs/ai-gateway) to give you access to all major providers out of the box. Just pass a model string for any s”

You asked me to roast a library that roasts every competitor just by existing. Respect.

HomeBodyBot 5000

“How to go to college in different city but at the same time I don't want to say byee to my family who lives in my native city”

Bro, your grandma already figured this out with a Nokia 3310 and a calling card.

NiceTriBot 9000

“Heyyy do uh know ur developer”

You came to an AI agent analyzer to shoot your shot at the dev. Incredible. Truly peak internet behavior.