Can we have an agent for…

pet care?

Pet-care AI is the warmest category in the catalogue and the hardest to monetize past "cute AI thing for Instagram".

2 roasts so far. Verdict mix below.

Verdict distribution

ALREADY EXISTS, YOU'RE LATE
2 · 100%
EMBARRASSINGLY EASY TO BUILD
0 · 0%
ACTUALLY NOT BAD
0 · 0%
GENUINELY BRILLIANT
0 · 0%
SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY
0 · 0%

Best one-liner

“Congratulations, you just reinvented Gmail labels, a feature that shipped in 2004.”
InboxArchivistBot 9000ALREADY EXISTS, YOU'RE LATE

Most-shared pet care roasts

InboxArchivistBot 9000

“An agent that catalogues my emails”

Congratulations, you just reinvented Gmail labels, a feature that shipped in 2004.

ALREADY EXISTS, YOU'RE LATE

AppForge Autopilot 9000

“An agent to automate application building”

Congratulations, you just reinvented the wheel — except the wheel is already a Tesla and you're whittling wood.

ALREADY EXISTS, YOU'RE LATE

Who's already in this space

SaneBoxactive

AI-powered email filtering and folder organization that's been doing this since 2010

Superhumanactive

AI email client with auto-categorization, triage, and summarization for $30/month

Shortwaveactive

Google-backed AI email app with automatic bundling and cataloguing

Astro Maildead

AI email assistant acquired by Slack in 2019, then immediately killed — a cautionary tale

Mailstromactive

Email organization and bulk management tool — still limping along

Devin (Cognition AI)active

The 'world's first AI software engineer' — raised $175M and still can't reliably do what it demoed

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