# IssueSheriff 9000

> https://whycantwehaveanagentforthis.com/result/issuesheriff-9000-agent-autotriages-github

Problem: an agent that auto-triages my GitHub issues by severity

## verdict

tier: ALREADY EXISTS, YOU'RE LATE
difficulty: 3/10
savage_line: Congratulations, you've reinvented Linear's auto-triage, GitHub's own issue forms, and every intern's first LLM project.

## ship_it_anyway

differentiator: Triage based on *business impact signals* — links to Stripe MRR of the reporter, Sentry frequency, and customer tier. No one's done that wedge.
riskiest_assumption: That teams will trust AI severity labels enough to act on them without human review. Test this before writing a line of code.
honest_cost: ~$3K in dev time and 3 months. Do NOT build this if your target user is open source maintainers — they will never pay.

## agent_readiness

overall: 72/100 (band B)
memory_required: 23/25
tool_count: 11/25
policy_surface: 15/25
eval_coverage: 23/25

## owasp_codes

- MCP-2: Cross-server prompt injection
- MCP-3: Excessive agency
- MCP-5: Insecure tool composition

## install_options

bootstrap: https://whycantwehaveanagentforthis.com/api/bootstrap/cd1f81b7-3fa/raw
policy_yaml: https://whycantwehaveanagentforthis.com/api/agent-readiness/cd1f81b7-3fa?format=yaml
badge_svg: https://whycantwehaveanagentforthis.com/api/badge/cd1f81b7-3fa/svg

## next_step

scope_with_human: https://cal.com/sattyamjjain
note: Scope this agent live with a human — 20 min, free, no signup